ShakespeareanInsults

=Shakespearean Insults=

Here are 125,000 Shakespearean Insults, thou mammering hedge-born gudgeons. (this is a [|reprint]) To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the three columns below, and preface it with "Thou":

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 * ~ Column 1 ||~ Column 2 ||~ Column 3 ||
 * artless || base-court || apple-john ||
 * bawdy || bat-fowling || baggage ||
 * beslubbering || beef-witted || barnacle ||
 * bootless || beetle-headed || bladder ||
 * churlish || boil-brained || boar-pig ||
 * cockered || clapper-clawed || bugbear ||
 * clouted || clay-brained || bum-bailey ||
 * craven || common-kissing || canker-blossom ||
 * currish || crook-pated || clack-dish ||
 * dankish || dismal-dreaming || clotpole ||
 * dissembling || dizzy-eyed || coxcomb ||
 * droning || doghearted || codpiece ||
 * errant || dread-bolted || death-token ||
 * fawning || earth-vexing || dewberry ||
 * fobbing || elf-skinned || flap-dragon ||
 * froward || fat-kidneyed || flax-wench ||
 * frothy || fen-sucked || flirt-gill ||
 * gleeking || flap-mouthed || foot-licker ||
 * goatish || fly-bitten || fustilarian ||
 * gorbellied || folly-fallen || giglet ||
 * impertinent || fool-born || gudgeon ||
 * infectious || full-gorged || haggard ||
 * jarring || guts-griping || harpy ||
 * loggerheaded || half-faced || hedge-pig ||
 * lumpish || hasty-witted || horn-beast ||
 * mammering || hedge-born || hugger-mugger ||
 * mangled || hell-hated || joithead ||
 * mewling || idle-headed || lewdster ||
 * paunchy || ill-breeding || lout ||
 * pribbling || ill-nurtured || maggot-pie ||
 * puking || knotty-pated || malt-worm ||
 * puny || milk-livered || mammet ||
 * qualling || motley-minded || measle ||
 * rank || onion-eyed || minnow ||
 * reeky || plume-plucked || miscreant ||
 * roguish || pottle-deep || moldwarp ||
 * ruttish || pox-marked || mumble-news ||
 * saucy || reeling-ripe || nut-hook ||
 * spleeny || rough-hewn || pigeon-egg ||
 * spongy || rude-growing || pignut ||
 * surly || rump-fed || puttock ||
 * tottering || shard-borne || pumpion ||
 * unmuzzled || sheep-biting || ratsbane ||
 * vain || spur-galled || scut ||
 * venomed || swag-bellied || skainsmate ||
 * villainous || tardy-gaited || strumpet ||
 * warped || tickle-brained || varlet ||
 * wayward || toad-spotted || vassal ||
 * weedy || unchin-snouted || whey-face ||
 * yeasty || weather-bitten || wagtail ||

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Please use carefully, thou pribbling, clapper clawed harpy!