PHP+Shakespearean+Insult+Machine

=Shakespearean Insult Machine=

Create a website that generates random insults, a la Shakespeare, using words that are authentically from Shakespeare's era. A listing of appropriate words can be [|seen here]. In order to make this work, you are going to use include these words in external files (1 list per file, so 3 external files). You should also use arrays in order to make this work easily (just choose a random number within the bounds of your array, and use that entry as your insult). Once you've finished off your site, continue to "fancy it up" with CSS until everyone has finished.

Extra for Experts
See if you can use AJAX (maybe try [|ModalBox] or something similar) to pop up your insult (ie. a little dialog box popping up to insult the user).

Evaluation
Total Marks: 8

Validates (XHTML Strict): 3 marks (one mark off per 2 errors) Style (use of whitespace, titles, CSS, etc): 2 marks Completeness (full functionality): 3 marks